Goblin Feeding Calculator
Find out how much protein a hungry little creature like you should gobble today.
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Age
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Weight (kg)
Height (ft / in)
Weight (lb)
Activity Level
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Cave sitter (desk job)
Wanders & fidgets
Lifts shiny objects (3–5x/week)
Trains for battle (6–7x/week)
Rage-lifts boulders (2x/day)
Goal
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Lose Fat (lean & mean)
Stay small, stay dangerous
Become swollen little creature
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